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Some Irish jokes
1. About Pedestrians
Paddy was patiently waiting on the sidewalk in New York. He was and watching the traffic cop in action on a busy street crossing. From time to time, the cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians." Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.
He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
2. See, I am Dead
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.
He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
3. He Has Done it Again
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in
Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then
sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
4. Parking Place
Paddy was driving round and round in the town-centre in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to Heaven, he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, Lord, I found one."
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13