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1. Genie's Joke

John is in a golfing competition. He is 19 under par so he's pretty much going to win. So he lets his wife have a go. She swings really hard and accidentally breaks into a caravan/motor home window.
She says, "We should go back to the lodge to check for the owner."

There is a man standing there. He says "Did you break my window?"
They replied "Yes, how much do we owe you?"
The man replies, "Oh no, I am a genie. I've been trapped in a small vase in that caravan for 1000 years. And you have just freed me. I will give you three wishes but I want to keep one for myself."
The couple agrees to the deal.

John says, "I want 2 million dollars a day for the rest of my life."
The genie says, "As a bonus, I will also spare you from Tax and financial troubles."
His wife says, "I want 4 houses in ever country in the world."
The genie replies, "As a bonus, I will make sure your house is safe from theft and natural disasters."
The genie says, "For my wish, I want to sleep with your wife just once."
The couple spend some time to figure this out. They both agreed as they both loved each other and this was for billions of dollars worth of stuff.

So after the genie has his way with her, he asks her, "How old are you?" "I am 31."
"You're 31 and you still believe in genies?"

2. Because Your Wife DOES NOT WORK....???

A husband complains for feeling tired.. tired, tired.... & wants his wife to help him on earning money by also working, because, so far he thinks that his wife is 'Not Working'. Following are Question & Answer between The Husband (H) and The Psychologist (P):

P : What do you do for a living Mr Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P : And your wife?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

P : Who make's breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P : At what time does your wife wake up for making Breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she Cleans the House first before making Breakfast.

P : How do your Kids go to School?
H : My Wife takes them to School, because She doesn't Work.

P : After taking kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then go back home for Cooking and Laundrying Clothes. You know, She doesn't Work.

P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all days work.

P : What does your wife do then?
H : She Prepares Meals, serving our kids, Preparing Meals for me and Cleaning the Dishes, Cleaning the House then taking Kids to Bed.

From the story above, who do you think who works more???
The Daily Routine of your Wife Commence from Early Morning to late at night.
That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'?

Yes, Being a Housewife does not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!
Appreciate your wives. Because their Sacrifices are Uncountable.

This should be a Reminder & Reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others Roles.



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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13