1. Fastest Thing in the World

Once a University had to interview for a prestigious job. They invited four good candidates and one common question was asked to all 4 of them.
Interviewer: "Which is the fastest thing in the world?"

Yale Guy: "Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light."
Harvard Guy: "It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind."
MIT Guy: "Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked."
Santa Singh : "Its Loose motion, Sir."

Interviewer: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "Why"?
Santa Singh: "Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could Think. Blink, or Turn on the lights, it was over."

2. Development of Communication

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire, dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500 meters, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.

3. Presence of Mind

A man went to buy 1/2 Kg butter. He asked the shopkeeper to give him 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1Kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 Kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 Kg of butter". To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

After the customer had left, the manager said - "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?" To this the boy said, "I come from Mexico. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players."

The manager replied coldly - "My wife is also from Mexico".
To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?"