1. Santaa

Once Santaa received an American friend from America. He took him to show something in Delhi.
First he took him to Kutub Meenaar.
He asked Santaa - "Do you know how many days it took to be built?"
Santaa replied - "Maybe a week."
American said - "In America they can make it in two days." "Good."

Then he took him to show Red Fort. American again asked - "Do you know how many days it took to be built?"
Santaa thought that I should decrease some days, so he said - "Maybe 2 days."
American said - "In America they can make it in one day." "Good."

Then he took him to Taaj Mahal. American again asked - "Do you know how many days it took to be built?"
This time Santaa replied - "It was  not here yesterday."