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Indian Jokes-7 Short Jokes of Sardaar Jee
Prince Charles and a Sardaar Jee were having dinner. A Sardaar at bar in New York.
Boss : I am giving you job as a driver. Starting salary Rs.2000 /-, is it OK? Sardaar's theory : Moon is more
important than Sun, because it gives light at night when light is needed and
Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed! Two Sardaar were driving a Car, one put
on the indicator and asked the other one to check whether its working, he
puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO... Sardaar shouting on his girl friend
- "You said we will do register marriage and you cheated me, I was waiting for
you yesterday the whole day in the post office...." A Sardaar is in a dissection class of a
cockroach. He cuts its one leg, and says, "chal (walk)", it walks. A Tamilian call up a Sardaar Jee and
asks in Tamil language - "Tamil therimaa?" Two Sardaar Jee were looking at an Egyptian mummy. A Sardaar on an interview for the position of a detective. A Sardaar had studied only one essay 'FRIEND' for an exam, but in the exam the essay was to be written on 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: "I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, some of my fathers are
male and some are female. My true father is my neighbor...." Interviewer: "What is your qualification?" In a "Kaun Banegaa Karodpati" show
Once a Sardaar Jee proposes to a woman. She says: "Yes, I can marry you
if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots." So he sets off to Africa and
disappears. Finally a search is being made for Sardaar Jee, they find him hunting
crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks
its legs and angrily exclaims, "This is 71st one and again barefoot?"
Wizard Sardaar Jee is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it.
Once Punjab government announced Rs 50,000.00 to every family with 5 children in
the house-hold. A Sardaar had 4 children so he tells his wife - "Meree girlfriend
se meraa 1 bachchaa hai, mein usey le aataa hoon, total 5 ho jaayenge aur Hamein Govt
50,000/- de degee."
Sardaar Jee bachchaa lekar ghar aayaa aur apanee wife se poochhaa : "Jitender
aa gayaa hai - Maninder, Surinder, Rajender aur Virender kahaan hain?
Wife bolee - "Jee, Jis jis ke the wo le gaye."
A Sardar sent a SMS to his wife --- "Darling, I will be reaching home in
fifteen minutes. In case I don't, please read this SMS again."
Once one man asked a Sardaar Jee - "Sardaar Jee, What do you like most?" Sardaar Jee's Travels 1. Sardaar's Air Travel Once one Sardaar Jee was going to Chandigarh from
Pune by an Indian Airlines plane. He was allotted the middle seat of one of
the 3-seats array in the center. But as soon as the Sardaar Jee got into the
plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.
After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardaar Jee to leave the
side seat. But the Sardaar Jee said - "I want to see the view from the
window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The
air hostess came and requested the Sardaar Jee to leave that seat, but the
Sardaar Jee was adamant and did not leave the seat. The air hostess went to
the Assistant Captain and told him about it. He also came and requested
Sardaar Jee to leave the seat but Sardaar jee would not leave it. Finally
the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the Sardaar Jee, and
the Sardaar Jee immediatly left the side seat and returned to his own allotted
seat - the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the Assistant Captain
asked the Captain afterwards what did he tell the Sardaar Jee. Captain said
- "Nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.
All others will go to Jalandhar." 2. Sardaar's Train Travel Once one Sardaar Jee was traveling by a train. He
entered the compartment, spread his bedding on the lower berth and lay down. After a while
another man came, spread his bed on the upper berth and lay down there. Just to have
a talk, Sardaar Jee asked the upper berth man - "Sir, Where are you going?"
He replied - "Calcutta." Sardaar Jee said - "Kamaal hai jee Khudaa kaa,
train to ek hee hai, par oopar vaalaa Bandaa kalkattaa jaa rahaa hai aur neeche vaalaa
bandaa Amritsar jaa rahaa hai."
In fact Sardaar Jee had entered the wrong train. Sardaar Jee had to go to
Amritsar but the train was going to Calcutta. Both cities are in opposite
direction. 3. An Intelligent Sardaar Jee 100 Sardaar are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardaar was left alive.
The correspondent rushes to him and asks the Sardaar Jee.
Correspondent : Thank god. Aap ne samajhdaaree dikhayee ki aap pataree par
naheen koode." 4. Another Intelligent Sardaar Jee A tall hefty Sardaar, new to the town, stepped into a bar to have drink... Now the regular visitors there had a habit of picking on strangers. So when Sardaaar Jee had finished his drink, he found that his bike had gone from the parking lot outside. He went into the bar again, banged his fist on the table and shouted - ho has stolen my bike?" Nobody spoke anything. Sardaar Jee said in anger - "All right, I will have another drink, and if my bike is not back during this time, I am going to do what I did in Patiaalaa, and I do not like to do that what I did in Patiaalaa." Some of the regulars shifted restlessly. Now Sardaar Jee, true to his words, had another drink, walked outside and found that his bike was returned. Sardaar Jee rode on his bike and started to go.... The bartender wandered out of the
bar and asked - "Before you go, Sir, tell me what happened in Patiaalaa?"
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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
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Modified on 09/24/13