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Hindi Movies are great. You can find many illogical things there. We give some of them here, but they are not the all; so if you have any more please do send to us on the address written at the bottom of this page.

(1) Baghban:
Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi - remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and Karavaa Chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

(2) Now for cricket fans........ ..to enhance their movie cricket rules.......
Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls -
Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.
And Aamir Khan carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!

(3) Awwal Number:
Dev Anand is an omnipotent genius -- former cricketer, captain, army chief, commissioner, you name it.......... ....

(4) Khalnayak:
The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen!.....
After Movie ends - Special thanks to Bill Gates (......WORD. .... ....SPY.. .... When Bill???)

(5) Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:
Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
But no comment ............ ...Indian railways???? ???

(6) Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi:
Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America??? Well! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.....
International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka Khiladi

(7) Tere Mere Sapne:
Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an "ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY" book by B L Theraja..... .(Himmat to dekho.....).

(8) Why did Ram Gopa Verma make "Phoonk"?
To put out his first "Aag"

(9) What will you call a Hanumaan Temple which is 800 years old?
Maruti 800.

 

 

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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
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