A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to a hospital.
The doctor says; Congratulations! You are going to become a father;
THAT'S WHEN YOU GET STRESSED.

You say : "But that baby is not mine."
The girl says : "You are the father of my baby."
YOU GET MORE STRESSED.

In order to prove your innocence you demand necessary medical tests. The police arrive, and gets the tests done. The report comes in, and according to which you are INFERTILE and can never become a father.
YOU ARE MOMENTARILY RELIEVED. BUT WHAT? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED!

You start thinking; At home you already have 2 kids.
Whose kids are they........ ... ????
NOW THAT'S WHAT THE REAL STRESS IS.......... ......... ......... ...

2. Love in Mental Hospital

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said...
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient! I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is that, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead..!"