66-CWG-Comonwealth Games - Jokes

I think there will be only one sport this year in CWG 2010....
swimming.... since Delhi is flooded.

If you rearrange the letters 'Sir U Made Lakhs'....
you get 'Suresh Kalmadi'.

Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

Who says India used to be 'sone ki chidiya' (golden bird) in the past....
It's still 'sone ki chidiya' - ask Kalmadi.

What is common between CWG committee and students?...
Both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....

With Paakistaan Engineers series more or less dusted the bookies will start betting on
which roof will fall next at the CWG? ....

The problem began when they decided to call it CWG village.
The definition of village does vary from person to person doesn't it?

The chairman of the Indian Commonwealth Games tried to hang himself....
but the ceiling collapsed...

At the 100 mts race at CWG....
they might fix a board near start line - GO SLOW, MEN AT WORK.

How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi....
this may be his last chance to become the king.

New full form of CWG: Corruption Wale Games.