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The monologue here is having the puns highlighted for easier comprehension by us mere mortals. Imagine the speaker talking this at a brisk pace. In fact some of the puns get clearer to us if we speak it aloud. The puns in this talk concern Autos and Automobiles.
Last summer, I went on a road trip. I was gonna take a JETTA, but plane tickets arenít JEEP. F-150 is all it costs, thatís within my RANGER close, but F-250 is the price, I canít afFORD that. Iím PORSCHE!
My sister wanted TACOMAlong. There wasnít much VROOM, but I didnít want her to throw a FIAT. Push came to CHEVY, and I brought her with me. The whole trip, she kept asking, ďHow FERRARI?Ē Then she kept BUGginíg me to sing the BEETLEs with her. But I donít really sing. Iím more of a HUMMER.
We stopped at an Italian restaurant to PICK-UP some LAMBORGHINI. Then we stayed the night at the RaMAZDA Inn. I lost my KIA, so my sister and I had to CHEROKEE. The next day, we went to the CAR Wars Museum. We took the R2DETOUR, and I got a TOYOTA. I had my digital CAMRY with me, so I got my picture taken, but since the galaxy was far, far away, they had to ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM.
That night we CRASHED with my friend who lives in this log house with lots of CABIN ROOM. I had to remind myself, ďThou shalt not CORVETTE thy neighborís house.Ē My friend LEXUS play golf with him. Thatís why I brought my BACKSEAT DRIVER. I drove my first shot into the water, but my friendís dog wouldnít go get it. He just stayed STATIONed WAGON his tail. Turns out, heís a LAND ROVER.
My fr-- [coughs] AhHEMI Sorry, I STALLED.
My friend works for the circus, and that night, we were walking the elephant, when in the TRUNK, I noticed some suspicious CARgo. I knew I was HONDA something. All of a sudden, some bad guys appeared WHEELding AXLES and LESABRES. I knew this could lead to an ACCIDENT. I didnít want to be part of any drug TRAFFICking ESCALADES. I didnít want to be BUSted for PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION! So I decided it was time to get the hell out of DODGE! We made a BRAKE for it, ESCAPED and drove all the way home.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 06/10/13