Miscellanea | Marital Jokes
1. Genie's Joke
John is in a golfing competition. He is 19 under par so he's pretty
much going to win. So he lets his wife have a go. She swings really
hard and accidentally breaks into a caravan/motor home window.
There is a man standing there. He says "Did you break my window?"
John says, "I want 2 million dollars a day for the rest of my life."
So after the genie has his way with her, he asks her, "How old are you?"
"I am 31."
2. Because Your Wife DOES NOT WORK....???
A husband complains for feeling tired.. tired, tired.... & wants his wife to help him on earning money by also working, because, so far he thinks that his wife is 'Not Working'. Following are Question & Answer between The Husband (H) and The Psychologist (P):
P : What do you do for a living Mr Bandy?
P : And your wife?
P : Who make's breakfast for your family in the morning?
P : At what time does your wife wake up for making Breakfast?
P : How do your Kids go to School?
P : After taking kids to school, what does she do?
P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
P : What does your wife do then?
From the story above, who do you think who works more???
Yes, Being a Housewife does not need Certificate of Study, even High Position,
but their ROLE/PART is very important!
This should be a Reminder & Reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others Roles.
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13