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Indian Jokes-5 (Laloo Jokes)
1. Who is Sleeping on Top.....
Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train. Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son was on the top most berth in the train compartment.
The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to go with him to buy him a Cadbury's chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned after buying the chocolate, they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket Checker and asked him to help him. The Ticket Checker said that he could not understand Hindee or Biharee language so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.
So Laloo explained to him - "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
2. That is How Business is Done
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married.
Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "But this young man is a
vice-president of the World Bank."
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
3. Laaloo Goes to Hell
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), LK Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were traveling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yam Raaj was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to
Heaven, but, for Laloo, Yam had already decided that he should be sent to
Yam Raaj agrees to this and asks all
the three of them to appear for an English test.
Yam Raaj then agrees to conduct a
written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at
least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).
Having been a student of history (which the
other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history.
Yam Raaj says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more
Yam asks him to give the Name and
Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.
Moral of the story: If your
management has decided to screw you, there is no escape.
4. Laloo Applied in Microsoft...
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a position in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: "Bhaaiyo aur Behano, aap ko jaan kar khushee hogee ki hum ko Amareekaa mein naukari mil gayee hoon." Everyone was delighted to hear this. Laloo Prasad continued... ... "Ab mein aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunaaongaa. par letter angrezee main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindee main translate bhee karoongaa.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyaare Laloo Prasad bhaiyyaa
Some Short Jokes of Laloo
(1) Laloo enters a shop and shouts, "Where is my free gift with this oil?"
(2) Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him : "God, When shall I see The
defeat of Bush?"
(3) Once Laloo was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush, the
security guard told Laloo - "WAIT PLEASE",
(4) Laloo's family planning policy : DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
(5) At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender -
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
(6) After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides To go for modeling.
(7) A reporter asked Laloo - "What is the main reason for divorce?"
(8) After completing a jigsaw puzzle he had been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me only
5 months to do it," Laloo brags.
(9) NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person could
go, and he will not return to Earth.
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
The last applicant was a Indian politician (Laloo Yadav). When asked how much money he
wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13