1. Kyaa Pataa

"What place is this?"
"The place at which you have arrived"

"What is going on here?"
"A great deal of nothing much"

"Who can one expect to run into here?"
"Its more like who will run into you"

"Alright, who will likely run into me?"
"The Pompous, the Plageorous and the Preacherous"

"Really! Any one else?"
"The Pleadorous, the Plethorous and the Pseudopoeticus"

"You've got problems you know"
"You asked you know and I informed you know"

"Is there any other consonant you might favor?"
"B"

"OK go for it"
"Bullyous, Bilious and Burpeous"

"Boy are there any you have a nice word to say about?"
"This place does not deal in nice"

"So really, what place is this?"
"Its a place which exists in Kyaa Pataa"

"How long can one stay?"
"How long can one stay?"

"I mean how long can one stay?"
"I mean how long can one stay?"

"Why are you mimicking me?"
"I am having a dialog with you by the traditions of this place"

"People dialog like this?"
"They can say much about very little, and very little about nothing much"

"I am bewildered, this is entirely illogical"
"Well welcome here"

"Where is here?"
"The place at which you have arrived"