1. This is India

Kannadigaas
One kannadiga = devegowda
Two kannadigas = devegowda with his son Kumarswamy
Three kannadigas = rivals of devegowda family
Four Kannadigas = total no of kannadigas in bengaluru

Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ?
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Bangaalee
One Bangaalee = poet.
Two Bangaalees = a film society.
Three Bangaalees = political party.
Four Bangaalees = two political parties.
More than four Bangaalees = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team.

Bihaaree
One Bihaaree = Laloo Prasad Yadav .
Two Bihaarees = booth-capturing squad.
Three Bihaarees = train capture.
Four Bihaarees = caste riots
Five Bihaarees = entire literate population of Patna ?

Panjaabee
One Panjaabee =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Panjaabees = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Panjaabees = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Panjaabees = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyyaa
One UP bhaiyyaa = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyaa = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyaa = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyaa = mosque-destruction squad.

Andhraaite
One Andhraaite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraaite = software company in New Jersey ..
Three Andhraaite = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraaite = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie

Kashmeeree
One Kashmeeree = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmeerees = carpet factory.
Three Kashmeerees = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmeerees = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil Braahman
One Tamil Braahman = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tamil Braahman = Maths tuition class.
Three Tamil Braahman = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil Braahman = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikar = film studio.
Three Mumbaikar = slum.
Four Mumbaikar = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Maarvaadee
One Maarvaadee = The neighborhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Maarvaadee = 50% of Calcutta
Three Maarvaadee = Finish off all Gujaraatee and Sindhee.
Four Maarvaadee = Threaten the Jews as a community.

Hariyaanavee
One Hariyaanavee = tube light.
Two Hariyaanavee = agriculture.
Three Hariyaanavee = Laathee squad.
Four Hariyaanavee = actually just one was enough.