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Ramalinga Raju Jokes
Reports have come in that Raju had 20 Idalee for breakfast, five plates of rice and a bucket of Rasam for lunch and 25 Chapaatee with two chickens for dinner. But the jail superintendent says these numbers are inflated. "You see, the habit is so deeply ingrained in Raju that he automatically inflates all figures," he added.
Giving advice to Jail Superintendent
Raju our inspiration
Now on to speculations
2. The Greatest Magician (funny) Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about
Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.
The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it."
The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building and no one had a clue".
Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other furtive glances and started to slip towards the door. A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy?"
One of the magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made US$ 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it.
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 03/25/10