Indian Jokes-19
1. The New Indian Movie on Corruption and Terrorism
Hero: Maunmohan Singh
Heroine: Sonia Maino
Introducing: Rahul Vinci and Spanish Girl friend Veronique
Villain: A. Raja, Suresh Kalmudi
Story: Karunanidhi
Dialogue: Arundhati Roy
Typists: Barkha Dutt and Vir Sanghvi
Character Actor: Omar Abdullah
Comedy: Sharad, SM Krishna and Party Spokespersons
Producers: Sonia Maino, Ottavio Quatrochi
Dance Masters: Sheila Dixit & Jayanti Natarajan (inputs from Barkha Dutt)
Action: Mamata Banerjee
Sound: Manish Tiwari & AM Singhvi
Camera: Kapil Sibal
Wardrobe: Shivraj Patil
Cook: Pratibha Patil
Fighting Scenes: CPI (M)/DMK, Muslim League in association with ISI/LET
Stage/Lighting/ Statue Making: Mayawati and BSP
Marketing and Propaganda: Communist Party of India (Also World Vision)
Public Relations: Nira Radia
Publicity: Diggvijay Singh
Media: Chindu, Toilet News Group
Promoter: Shahid Usman
Foreign promoter: David Coleman Headley
TV/Satellite Rights: Kalaignar TV
Financed By: People of India
Proceeds go to charitable causes:
1. John Dayal (AICC), missionaries in their conversion activities
2. Bangladesh illegal immigrants (to buy ration cards, housing and also to procure arms)
3. Special funds to defend Afzal Guru and future terrorists.
4. Chinese Marxist organizations: Asha for Education, AID
Special Thanks to:----
Khan-gress Party
Allies: CPI (Chinese Party of India)
Muslim league of Kerala
PFI, Islamic Caliphate of India,
Dravida Munetra Kazhagam (DMK)
Bangladeshis in India Party (BIP)
India for Jesus Organization (IJO)
Naxalite Party of India (NPI)
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