Miscellanea | Jokes
1. Every problem Has a Solution
Each Friday night after work, Bubbal Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a Tandooree chicken and some meat Kabaabs. But, all of Bubbal's neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubbal, and suggested that he becomes a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubbal attended Mass... And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, ''You were born as a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
Bubbal's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of Tandooree chicken and meat Kabaabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called again immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubbal's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubbal, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born as a
chicken, and you waz born as a lamb, you waz raised as a chicken, and you waz
raised as a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"
2. Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping
down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his
twitchy little nose.
'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my
fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you
coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'<
'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never
seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're
slippery, and you have no backbone of any sort .. You must be either A K Antony
or Manmohan Singh'
3. Career Song - The 8 stages
1. When in college - Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din.....
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13