Short Indian Jokes
Bahoo ke 1-2 affair sunane ke baad Sasur ne suicide karalee
3-4 affair sunne ke baad Pati ne suicide karalee
Magar Saas chup rahee.
Why? - ''Kyon ki Saas bhee kabhee Bahoo thee."
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A man's Seven dreams: 8-Digit Bank Balance, 7-Digit Salary, 6-Room House,
4-Wheel Vehicle, 3-Week Holiday, 2-Lovely Girlfriends and ..most
importantly, 1 Silent Wife!
Mundee Bhejo
A woman was kidnapped...
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money...
Husband replied- I want more proof - MUNDEE BHEJO MUNDEE (means "send me her
head")
Reputation of a Married Man
Many people were standing
in the line to enter the Heaven. As God came to allow people to enter ---
the 1st man said - "I am a priest, I have served you throughout m life
please let me come in."
God - "Next."
the 2nd man said - "I am a doctor I haveserved people throughout my life,
please let me in."
God - "Next."
the 3rd man said - "I am a married man..."
God - "Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aajaa." (means "stop
now, will you make me cry... Come, come inside."