Miscellanea | Indian Jokes
1. Where to Cross the Border
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.
If You Are A Paakistanee or a Bangladeshee And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
Hats off to the ********* in Delhi & Pseudo-secularists in Society, Who Elect Them. 2. Love Your Job If you don't like your job, just be glad that you are not
2. Love Your Job
If you don't like your job, just be glad that you are not
an Electrician in China
Just be thankful for your job, enjoy your work and now hurry back to your job !
3. The Goan Slumdog
Our friend from Moira, Juze Bostiaum, appeared on "Kaun Banega Crorepati" show, Amitabh Bachchan hosted this show from Mumbai. Juze had miraculously reached the end of the rounds by saying all his Rosaries & Novenas & had already won Rs 50 lacs.
"You've done very well so far," said Amitabh, "but for Rs. 1 crore, you've only got one lifeline left - Phone a Friend. Everything's riding on this question... will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Juze. "Haum ek last chance maartaa!"
"OK..... The QUESTION is..... Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? (a) Robin, (b) Sparrow, (c) Cuckoo, or (d) Crow"?
"Heje mainchem cazar... I not knowing dat," said Juze, "so better use my last life line, and phone to my friend, Pedru Pochok- (Actual name: Pedro Pacheco) from Mumbai. He's a Mangy, but a Bandra boy, & born & brought up in Mumbai, so he's too smart - a real shaana buggar."
Juze called up his friend in Mumbai, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Arree Baba!" cried Pedru, "Sarko Endo Mure Tu, Simple it is ..it's a
There was a long, long pause, and then Amitabh Bachan screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Juze, you've won Rs..1 Crore!!"
The next night, Juze threw a big party for all the people from Moira, at the Moira Club. Pedru was specially flown in from Mumbai, as the Chief Guest.
Time for speeches ... Juze takes the mike & asks Pedru, "Saang mure, Pedru? Foo told you? How you know cuckoo isn't building its own nest? Otherwise you're sarko bondo & you know nothing about birds. Your Fadder or ticher (teacher) taught you, ah-what?
"C'mon yaaar! Bas-kya! What yor saying?" laughed Pedru. "You Goanese are sometimes such duffers. Man.. Everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
An oldie but needs reiteration after the recent ruckus created by the MP's for a salary hike.
4. The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community
service this week."
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he wants to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.
[And that illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.]
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13