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Heaven and Hell Jokes-
1. Never Make a Woman Angry
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello. How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
wonderful place! How do I get in?"
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch
the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"You have to spell a word." the woman told him.
NB: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicros copicsilicovolca noconiosis (45 letters).
2. Married in Heaven
On their way to get married one
couple met a fatal car accident.
So when St Peter showed up, they asked him
if they could marry in the Heaven. St Peter replied, "I don't know."
The couple waited and waited. Two months
passed, they were still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were
allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.
One more month passed. Finally St
Peter returned and looking somewhat bedraggled, he informed the couple that
"Yes, You can marry in the Heaven."
St Peter, red-faced with anger,
slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13