Miscellanea | General Jokes
1. What is Stress
A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to a hospital.
You say : "But that baby is not mine."
In order to prove your innocence you demand necessary medical
tests. The police arrive, and gets the tests done. The report comes in, and according
to which you are INFERTILE and can never become a father.
start thinking; At home you already have 2 kids.
2. Love in Mental Hospital
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said...
Edna promptly defended herself and replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry".
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13