(1) IT Shaayaree

Arz kiyaa hai...

Jo sadiyaon se hotaa aayaa hai wohee repeat kar doongaa...
Too naa milee to tujhko dil se Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shaayad mere pyar ko taste karnaa bhool gaye...
Dil se aisaa CUT kiyaa ki PASTE karnaa bhool gaye...

Tumhare saamne hain itne items kabhee hame bhee pick karo...
Hamaare pyaar ke ICON pe kabhee to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subah ham karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humain ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayee galatee humse, click ho gayaa mouse
Duniyaa kee parawaah chhodo, ban jaao meree spouse!

Tumse milaa main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum milee to kehtee ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meree zindagee ki animated gif

Aisaa bhee naheen hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, naheen hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikaltee ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karanaa, wait main karoongaa

Tumhaara intezaar karate karate, main so gayaa
Yeh dekho meraa connection, time out ho gayaa

Kyaa chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chaltee hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagee mein, aayee ho ban ke female
Yaad rahaa na ab kuchh, na postman , na e-Mail

(2)  If IT Industry Made a Movie

What if the IT industry starts producing movies? Some Film titles may be like these:

Login Karo Sajana

Naukar PC Kaa

1942 -- A Bug Story

Kaho Naa Virus Hai

Crash Se Crash Tak

Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

Shaheed Hacker Singh

Password De Ke Dekho

Terminal Apna Login Paraayee

Mr Network Lal

Terminal Sajaake Rakhanaa

Hackers' Kaa Raajaa Debuggers' Ki Raanee

Kyonki Mein Debug Naheen Karataa

Phir Teree Java-script Yaad Aayee

Meree Disc Tumhaare Paas Hai

Aao Chat Karain

Programmer No.1

Developer Meraa Naam

Java Wale Job Le Jaayenge

Hum Aapkee Memory Mein Rahate Hein

Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

Teraa Code Chal Gayaa

Har Din Jo Mail Karegaa

Network Ke Us Paar

Debugging Koee Khel Naheen

Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehataa Hai

Raajoo Ban Gayaa MCSE ..!

Client Ek Numbaree , Programmer Dus Numbaree

Crash To Honaa Hi Thaa ....... etc etc