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Humorous Thoughts


Humorous Thoughts
Some thoughts are really very humorous, some of them are given here just for fun.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
--Albert Einstein

Anxiety is hereditary, you get it from your kids.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Prediction is difficult, especially of the future.
--Niels Bohr

There is a mile between two S (SmileS), so always smile

Birth, Life and Death ----  Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Coincidence?

Zindagee Kaa first Kapadaa LANGOT, Usme Jeb Naheen..!
Aur Last Kapadaa KAFAN, Saalaa Usme Bhee Jeb Naheen....!
To Phir Jeb bharne ke liye Zindagee bhar itanee Khatpat Kyon?
Problem is Pet. Langot aur Kafan ke beech kee journey mein pet bharanaa zarooree ho jata hai jo ki rat race se hee bhartaa hai.
[It means that when a child comes in the world, its first cloth is diaper, that does not have a pocket; and when he dies, his last cloth is Kafan - just a piece of cloth which is not even stitched; that also does not have a pocket; then why to struggle to fill one's pocket throughout the life? - Because whatever time is between the birth and death, in that one has to eat food to live which is earned only by rat race.]

Iron Male was a Fe Male.

The mind commands the body and the body obeys. The mind commands itself and finds resistance.
--St. Augustine (354-430)

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children.
Now I have six children and no theories.
--John Wilmot

By trying to make things easier for their children, parents can make things much harder for them.
--Mardy Grothe, psychologist and author (1942- )

A pizza of radius z and of thickness a will have a volume of pi z z a.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has at least one. And some with verbal diarrhea have a couple of those.



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Created by Sushma Gupta on May 27, 2001
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