Miscellanea | Indian Jokes
1. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Parliament is a central government body of Indian government system. An MP is elected from a state on the basis of the population of that state. Their number is certain. Some MPs come from celebrity category, eg authors, artists, film stars, scientists etc. A total of 534 MPs constitute the Parliament. Prime Minister is elected from this body - normally a member of the majority party.
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [ie Rs 2.66
Lakh per month]
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 Crores)AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES.....
This is how all our tax money is been
swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.
855 Crores could make their life livable !!
2. Questions of Barbar
Sarkaaree Naaee (government Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibal se poochhaa,
"Saab, ye Swiss Bank wala kya lafada hai?"
Agale din Pranab Mukherjee se bal
kaat-te waqt poochhaa, "Saab, ye kaalaa dhan kya hota hai?"
Next day, CBI interrogated the Naaee,
"Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?"
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13