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1. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Parliament is a central government body of Indian government system. An MP is elected from a state on the basis of the population of that state. Their number is certain. Some MPs come from celebrity category, eg authors, artists, film stars, scientists etc. A total of 534 MPs constitute the Parliament. Prime Minister is elected from this body - normally a member of the majority party.

Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs 8 per km) : 48,000 (eg For a visit from Kerala to Delhi and return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)(All over India)
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips a year (With wife or PA)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [ie Rs 2.66 Lakh per month]
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 Crores)


This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.
......This is the present condition of our country:

855 Crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have in India........ ......

2. Questions of Barbar

Sarkaaree Naaee (government Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibal se poochhaa, "Saab, ye Swiss Bank wala kya lafada hai?"
Kapil Sibal shouted, "Abey, tu baal kaat rahaa hai ya inquiry kar rahaa hai?"
Naaee: "Sorry Saab, aise hi poochh liyaa."

Agale din Pranab Mukherjee se bal kaat-te waqt poochhaa, "Saab, ye kaalaa dhan kya hota hai?"
Pranab shouted, "Tum humse ye sawaal kyon poochha?"
Nai: "Sorry Saab, bas aise hi poochha liya."

Next day, CBI interrogated the Naaee, "Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?"
Nai: "Nahin, Saab Ji."
CBI: "Kyaa tum Anna ke agent ho?"
Nai: "Nahin, Saab Ji."
CBI: "To tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se falatu ke sawaal kyon karte ho?"
Nai: "Saab, na jaane kyon Swiss Bank aur kaale dhan ke naam par in Congress waalon ke baal khade ho jate hain, aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai. Bas isi liye poochhta rehataa hoon."



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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13