Shishu Sansaar | Thoughts
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him religion and
he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had
the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them
we had the Bible and they had the land.
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the Moon
landing was faked.
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but
I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
Created by Sushma Gupta on May 27, 2001
Modified on 12/15/12