A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe
rolling a marijuana cigarette.
The rabbit looks at her and says - "Hey Giraffe my friend, why do you
do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest,
you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running
with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing opium.
The rabbit again says - "Hello Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll
see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then he
tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
Now the three animals running then come across a lion who was about to take a
The rabbit says - "O Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health. Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good."
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts beating the hell out
of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask - "Lion,
why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all."
The lion answers..... .....The rabbit makes me run every time he is high on cocaine.