Once Osama bin Laden was RIP (Resting in Pakistan)

I bet bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location"

They should have captured bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life

The 72 virgins all have headaches tonight

At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out

So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down

God will pass judgment; the US Military simply arranged the meeting!

Q: "What color were Osama's eyes?"
A: "Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way"

BREAKING NEWS:

Osama been killed by an elite killing force ... in other news
Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan

Mansion in Abbottabad available for rent. Safe place, stone's throw away from Pakistan Military Academy. Privacy guaranteed

President Asif Ali Zardari still consulting with prime minister to decide whether to take credit or cash for the operation

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes, I Did'

When he heard about it, former President Bush was furious and said, "Wait a minute.. I could have used seals?"

Obama: "Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate I was too busy killing Osama bin Laden.''

RIP Osama bin Laden, World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)

10 Reasons – Why Osama Bin Laden got killed?

--Manmohan Singh is not President of US.
--Barack Obama doesn’t take permission from Sonia Ji.
--He was not hiding in India. Our system is unable to find even a Chief Minister in his own country, can you expect them to find Osama?
--He didn’t surrender himself to Indian government. This government is not able to give death sentence to already arrested and proven guilty
  Ajmal Kasab and Afzal Guru after years. Osama could have spent a lifetime here.
--CBI was not in charge of investigation and operation. They are busy in saving Kalmadi and Raja.
--Amar Singh didn’t leak the tape of Obama’s phone.
--In Pakistan, he was not in minority community, so no human right activist and secular journalist came to save him.
--He didn’t meet Ektaa Kapoor. She could have given him tips to be alive again.
--He didn’t request Rajnikant to save him.
--Last but not the least, he trusted Pakistan.

Thought of the day:

No one is safe in Pakistan.... not even Osama Bin Laden.
Everyone is safe in India......even Ajmal Kasab!!