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Six Love Affairs - a la carte
The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary..
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
The 2nd AffairA middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'
The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
When reached his house he said to his wife opening his briefcase -
"I have something to show you won't believe."
The 4th AffairA woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said to her lover, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder and said - "Don't move until I tell you. Pretend you're a statue.
'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a
sandwich and a beer.
The 5th AffairA man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?' the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The 6th AffairJake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to." his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know." she replied, "Now just rest and let the poison work."
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 06/10/13