Miscellanea | Marital Jokes
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?"
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can have mine."
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
A woman is like a
computer that records everything and forgets nothing, and recalls
something that is sure to hurt in the strongest manner at the weakest
The fact is this--
--If you lie to a woman, she will not believe it.
One woman brings you in his world crying, while other makes sure that you continue to do so.
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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13