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1. Where Are you in India

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who is right - means you are in Kolkata.

scenario 2
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on that's Mumbai.

scenario 3
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi ..

scenario 4
two guys are fighting.. a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai stall - that is Ahmadabad (Gujaraat).

scenario 5
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, he writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program - that is Bangalore...

scenario 6
two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly says "Anna (Brother), don't fight for all this nonsense" and peace comes in - that is Chennai (Tamilnaadu).

scenario 7
two guys are fighting, both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile, now 50 guys are fighting, you are in Hyderabad (Andhra Pradesh).

scenario 8
two guys are fighting, third guy comes and tries to stop them and get involved and call others too to stop, finally stop them, you are in Rajasthan.

scenario 9
two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to watch, someone calls police, the police comes and does Laathee charge to all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones at the police. The police throws stones back at the crowd. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, Hadtaal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in Thiruvananthapuram, the capital city of Kerala....

 

 

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Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Contact: sushmajee@yahoo.com
Modified on 09/24/13