1. Where Are you in India
If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is
the best way of doing just that.
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
start arguing about who is right - means you are in Kolkata.
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on – that's Mumbai.
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi ..
two guys are fighting.. a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and
quietly opens a Chai stall - that is Ahmadabad (Gujaraat).
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, he writes a software program to
solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program -
that is Bangalore...
two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and
quietly says "Anna (Brother), don't fight for all this nonsense" and peace
comes in - that is Chennai (Tamilnaadu).
two guys are fighting, both of them take time out and call their friends on
mobile, now 50 guys are fighting, you are in Hyderabad (Andhra Pradesh).
two guys are fighting, third guy comes and tries to stop them and get
involved and call others too to stop, finally stop them, you are in Rajasthan.
two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to watch, someone calls police, the
police comes and does Laathee charge to all the people crowded there.
Someone throws stones at the police. The police throws stones back at the
crowd. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day,
Hadtaal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
Thiruvananthapuram, the capital city of Kerala....