Miscellanea | General Jokes
1. Don't Mess With Old People
Once the IRS decides to audit a Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa.
"How about a demonstration?"
Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
Grandpa says, "Do you want another bet? Now, I'll bet you 2,000
dollars that I can bite my other eye too."
"Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks "I'll bet you
6,000 dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that
wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but
although he strains mightily, still he can't make the stream reach the
wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
I keep telling you!........ Don't Mess with Old People!!
2. Smoking and the Plane Ownership
Once a smoker was smoking at the airport..... ....
Created by Sushma Gupta On May 27, 2001
Modified on 09/24/13